The SCPF Galaxy Imperium of SCP Faudation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SCP Leader John Right with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.007 billion SCP Faudationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SCP Foundation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SCP Faudationian economy, worth 240 trillion USES a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,776 USES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,471 per year while the poor average 23,107, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SCP Faudation's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

SCP Faudation is ranked 139,294^th in the world and 5,790^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 665.54 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.