The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.315 billion Scottrickians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth an astonishing 16,654 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 375,821 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 580^th in the world and 1^st in The Monastery for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,150.67 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.