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Scott Moment
Most Primitive: 3,492ndMost Devout: 9,192ndMost Authoritarian: 12,544th
The Scottie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Scottiesland

Population7.305 billion

CapitalMinnuk
LeaderArchbishop Henrich I von Scottiesland
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyMark
AnimalZombie

The Scottie of Scottiesland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Archbishop Henrich I von Scottiesland with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.305 billion Scottieslanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minnuk. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Scottieslandian economy, worth 551 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,458 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Scottieslandian roads, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and criminals are thrown to the Zombies to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottiesland's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Scottiesland is ranked 141,172nd in the world and 47th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Stationary, with 81.1587675028 days.

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Most Primitive: 3,492ndMost Devout: 9,192ndMost Authoritarian: 12,544thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,005thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,348thMost Cultured: 19,346thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,137thMost Patriotic: 25,246th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the region

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