The State of Scott Barkers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.381 billion Scott Barkersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Scott Barkersian economy, worth 932 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,608 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,486 per year while the poor average 2,343, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Scott Barkers has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Scott Barkers's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Scott Barkers is ranked 288,807^th in the world and 1^st in Antigua Barbuda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.34 law-abiding acts per hour.