Population | 9.69 billion |
Capital | Westminster |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Scotch Creek is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.69 billion Scotch Creekers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.
The strong Scotch Creekian economy, worth 430 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,418 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Scotch Creek's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Scotch Creek is ranked 130,761st in the world and 566th in Ancient Lands for Most Stationary, with 251.77513053048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scotch Creek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Scotch Creek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Scotch Creek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Scotch Creek's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Scotch Creek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Scotch Creek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Scotch Creek's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Scotch Creek's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Scotch Creek's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Scotch Creek's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".