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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,864thSafest: 6,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,013th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Schmexxland

Population6.226 billion

CapitalSchmexxsea
LeaderSchmexxy

Currencycreme
Animalcigar

The Democratic People's Republic of Schmexxland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Schmexxy with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 6.226 billion Schmexxlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schmexxsea. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schmexxlandian economy, worth 742 trillion cremes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,201 cremes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, eminent domain has been abolished, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schmexxland's national animal is the cigar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schmexxland is ranked 124,747th in the world and 3,262nd in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 764.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,864thSafest: 6,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,013thMost Secular: 7,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,783rdMost Developed: 9,896thLowest Crime Rates: 10,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,768thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,925thBest Weather: 11,658thHighest Food Quality: 12,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,195thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,473rdMost Influential: 14,025thMost Inclusive: 14,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,640thSmartest Citizens: 14,854thMost Cultured: 14,907thMost Pacifist: 15,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,690thMost Efficient Economies: 21,395thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,735thNicest Citizens: 23,100thMost Average: 26,342nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionMost Secular: 159th in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 270th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 273rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 283rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 287th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 322nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 340th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 354th in the regionLargest Populations: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 375th in the regionMost Pacifist: 409th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 455th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 513th in the regionNicest Citizens: 528th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 558th in the regionMost Patriotic: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schmexxland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Schmexxland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Schmexxland endorsed The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate.
  • : Schmexxland was endorsed by The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate.
  • : Schmexxland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.

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