The Energy of the Future of Schlumberger is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Olivier Le Peuch with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.965 billion roughnecks enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Schlumbergerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,180 trillion barrels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 319,195 barrels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,093,546 per year while the poor average 19,056, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Olivier Le Peuch to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Schlumberger's national animal is the dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schlumberger is ranked 34,975^th in the world and 637^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,906.99 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.