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Santa is not real and Jesus did not happen Tsarina Skuldr Odinsdottir
Most Pacifist: 1,531stSafest: 1,665thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,792nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Scaperlancobbinstan

Population2.337 billion

CapitalIriehull
LeaderTsarina Skuldr Odinsdottir

Currencydenier
Animalgnu

The Most Serene Republic of Scaperlancobbinstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tsarina Skuldr Odinsdottir with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.337 billion Scaperlancobbinstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iriehull. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scaperlancobbinstanian economy, worth 324 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,772 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scaperlancobbinstan's national animal is the gnu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scaperlancobbinstan is ranked 4,046th in the world and 133rd in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.62 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Pacifist: 1,531stSafest: 1,665thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,792ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,855thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,968thNicest Citizens: 2,116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,553rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,694thBest Weather: 2,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,082ndMost Inclusive: 3,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,892ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,249thHighest Food Quality: 4,266thMost Influential: 4,296thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,745thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,098thLargest Governments: 5,472ndMost Developed: 5,585thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,194thMost Cultured: 7,653rdSmartest Citizens: 8,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,703rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,270thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,628thMost Efficient Economies: 16,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,221stHighest Average Incomes: 18,537thMost Secular: 20,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,673rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionSafest: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Cultured: 212th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 233rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Influential: 283rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 397th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 417th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 470th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 534th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 586th in the regionMost Secular: 639th in the regionMost Income Equality: 706th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 939th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, billions of deniers are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Scaperlancobbinstan, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.

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