The Precious Gemnation of Sazfire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sapphira Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.867 billion Sazfireans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphiria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sazfirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Sapphires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,050 Sapphires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, "Sapphira Darklight got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Sazfire's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Sazfire is ranked 276,229^th in the world and 42^nd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Fattest Citizens, with 1.19 Obesity Rate.