The Armed Republic of Sawhirius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Micheal Thompson with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.048 billion Sawhiriusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sawhirius City. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sawhiriusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Shekels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,824 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sawhirius's national animal is the Sawhiriun Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sawhirius is ranked 10,144^th in the world and 252^nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.8 law-abiding acts per hour.