Population | 23.911 billion |
Capital | Savonlinna |
Leader | Jyrki Katainen |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | markka |
Animal | brown bear |
The Province of Savonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jyrki Katainen with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 23.911 billion Savonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savonlinna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The very strong Savonian economy, worth 775 trillion markkaa a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,420 markkaa, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Savonia has designated Savonlinna as its capital city, Protestantism has been named as Savonia's national religion, and Jyrki Katainen has just been declared ruler of Savonia in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Savonia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Savonia is ranked 97,056th in the world and 16th in Terranova for Most Stationary, with 456.12576363488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Savonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Savonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Savonia's influence in Terranova rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".