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Unity, Discipline, Work
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,463rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,686thMost Influential: 14,479th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Savage

Population549 million

Currencyshilling
Animalphoenix

The Kingdom of Savage is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 549 million Savageans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Savagean economy, worth 34.7 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,143 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Savage City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savage's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Savage is ranked 179,457th in the world and 6,033rd in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,463rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,686thTop
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Most Influential: 14,479th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 194th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 626th in the regionMost Influential: 724th in the regionMost Secular: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Savage voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Savage City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Savage, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.

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