NATION

PASSWORD

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,914th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Saudi Isralia

Population1.825 billion

CapitalSaudi Isralia City
LeaderDear Leader Schwing

CurrencyYeet
AnimalBlobfish

The Rogue Nation of Saudi Isralia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dear Leader Schwing with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.825 billion Saudi Isralians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saudi Isralia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The strong Saudi Isralian economy, worth 186 trillion Yeets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,943 Yeets, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The giant 80-storey carving of Dear Leader Schwing in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and Saudi Isralians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saudi Isralia's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Saudi Isralia is ranked 93,765th in the world and 25th in Northern Utopia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 976.5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,914thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,134thMost Avoided: 10,933rdMost Conservative: 11,053rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,513thLargest Black Market: 12,046thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,708thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,165thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,406thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,337th
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saudi Isralia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Saudi Isralia, Saudi Isralians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Saudi Isralia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Saudi Isralia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Saudi Isralia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Saudi Isralia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Saudi Isralia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Saudi Isralia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Saudi Isralia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Holy Principality of Saint Mark".
  • : Saudi Isralia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Marijuana".

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