The Most Serene Republic of Saturnia Tellus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ignazio Marino with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.908 billion Saturno-Tellusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falerii Veteres. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saturno-Tellusian economy, worth 233 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,336 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, edutainment video games are taking Saturnia Tellus's students to the next level, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime is totally unknown. Saturnia Tellus's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Saturnia Tellus is ranked 256,549^th in the world and 845^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.