Population | 7.873 billion |
Capital | Satanic Funeral Pyre |
Leader | SATAN HERSELF 666 |
Faith | Sadism |
Currency | ---- |
Animal | Cannibal |
The MOST GLORIOUS REPUBLIC of Satan Servants is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SATAN HERSELF 666 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.873 billion Corpses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satanic Funeral Pyre. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Dead economy, worth 837 trillion ----s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,375 ----s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nations across the world are quick to praise SATAN HERSELF 666's good looks and intellectual prowess, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, aides are afraid to ask if SATAN HERSELF 666 wants a cup of tea or coffee, and weather reports simply advise Corpses to 'look outside'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Satan Servants's national animal is the Cannibal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sadism.
Satan Servants is ranked 345,653rd in the world and 98th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Smartest Citizens, with 0.19 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Satan Servants, weather reports simply advise Corpses to 'look outside'.
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Satan Servants, aides are afraid to ask if SATAN HERSELF 666 wants a cup of tea or coffee.
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Satan Servants, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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Satan Servants, nations across the world are quick to praise SATAN HERSELF 666's good looks and intellectual prowess.
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Satan Servants, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
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Satan Servants was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Satan Servants, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
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Satan Servants, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
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Satan Servants, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
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Satan Servants, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.