NATION

PASSWORD

Liberty and Progress
Least Corrupt Governments: 526thMost Secular: 695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 939th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Sarvayla

Population8.59 billion

CapitalSan Miguel
LeaderPresident Jose Salazar

CurrencySarvaylan Peseta
AnimalGolden eagle

The Republic of Sarvayla is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jose Salazar with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.59 billion Sarvaylans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Miguel. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarvaylan economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Sarvaylan Pesetas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,666 Sarvaylan Pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarvayla's national animal is the Golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sarvayla is ranked 2,603rd in the world and 7th in Cape of Good Hope for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.45 bananas ingested per day.

Top
1%
Least Corrupt Governments: 526thMost Secular: 695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 939thMost Inclusive: 1,002ndSafest: 1,127thRudest Citizens: 1,251stHighest Food Quality: 1,510thMost Developed: 1,788thSmartest Citizens: 2,079thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,370thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,381stNicest Citizens: 2,410thLargest Governments: 2,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,588thHealthiest Citizens: 2,603rdTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,681stMost Pacifist: 2,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,150thMost Influential: 3,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,215thBest Weather: 3,253rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,305thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,395thMost Cultured: 3,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,943rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,248thHighest Average Incomes: 6,026thNudest: 10,088thHighest Economic Output: 10,396thMost Patriotic: 10,711thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,765thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,924th
Top
1%
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Sarvayla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Sarvaylan lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarvayla, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

More...

Report