For Progress, Democracy and Liberty of the Workers!
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,804thMost Developed: 2,364thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,448th
The Socialist Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.123 billion

CapitalSaralonia City
LeaderProvisional National Assembly

CurrencySaralonian Pesos
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Provisional National Assembly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.123 billion Saralonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,766 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 2,448th in the world and 1st in Latinoamerica Libre for Highest Poor Incomes, with 170,424.73 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,804thTop
Most Developed: 2,364thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,448thLowest Crime Rates: 2,810thSmartest Citizens: 3,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,492ndMost Inclusive: 3,699thLargest Governments: 3,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,268thMost Cultured: 4,677thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,778thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,965thMost Efficient Economies: 4,999thHighest Average Incomes: 5,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,818thMost Secular: 5,897thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,969thNicest Citizens: 8,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,633rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,899thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,116thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,044thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,321stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,281stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,598thHighest Economic Output: 15,616thBest Weather: 22,142nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saralonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Saralonia lodged a message on the Latinoamerica Libre Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, school history books often refer to Provisional National Assembly as "that imperialist pig dog".


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