The Republic of Sapientiano is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Harry Hayes-Kerensky with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 2.059 billion Sapions enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sapien. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapientianoan economy, worth 306 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 148,958 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, all the playground's a stage for Sapientianoan schoolchildren, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapientiano's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sapianity.

Sapientiano is ranked 228,417^th in the world and 255^th in The League for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.