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Do it first the Governor
Most Income Equality: 10thNudest: 1,828thLargest Populations: 5,985th
The Queen's State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Saola

Population22.025 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor
Faithnone

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Saola is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 22.025 billion Saolans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Saolan economy, worth 140 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,375 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Saola in an international press conference, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saola's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

Saola is ranked 124,165th in the world and 8th in Abuja for Fattest Citizens, with 9.86 Obesity Rate.

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1%
Most Income Equality: 10thNudest: 1,828thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 5,985thMost Authoritarian: 6,903rdTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,733rdLargest Black Market: 18,968thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,640th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saola's influence in Abuja rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Saola's influence in Abuja fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".

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