The University of Santa Clara University is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bronco population. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.107 billion Santa Clarans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Clara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Santa Claran economy, worth 70.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,667 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and Santa Clara University has designated Santa Clara as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Santa Clara University's national animal is the bronco.

Santa Clara University is ranked 286,795^th in the world and 594^th in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Governments, scoring 8.12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.