The Polycentric Federation of Sangrinaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SAIA with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic population of 2 billion Sangrinarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Alicia. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sangrinarian economy, worth 348 trillion arĝentoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,167 arĝentoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for SAIA's office's janitor is heating up, the doctor has cold hands, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sangrinaria's national animal is the white goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sangrinaria is ranked 314,396^th in the world and 252^nd in Thaecia for Most Patriotic, with 0.37 flags saluted per person per day.