Population | 3.961 billion |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Kuriboh |
The Republic of Sanaphond the Sky Prison is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.961 billion Sanaphond the Sky Prisonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sanaphond the Sky Prisonian economy, worth 447 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,012 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanaphond the Sky Prison's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sanaphond the Sky Prison is ranked 209,356th in the world and 5,665th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 37.40017050832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sanaphond the Sky Prison's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Sanaphond the Sky Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Sanaphond the Sky Prison's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Sanaphond the Sky Prison was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Sanaphond the Sky Prison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.