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Deus Vult Prime Minister Giorgio Cavallo
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 358thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 954th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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San Montagna

Population8.178 billion

CapitalSabazio
LeaderPrime Minister Giorgio Cavallo
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyLire
AnimalCool animal

The Republic of San Montagna is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Giorgio Cavallo with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.178 billion San Montagnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabazio. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Montagnan economy, worth a remarkable 1,922 trillion Lires a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,040 Lires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Montagna's national animal is the Cool animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

San Montagna is ranked 232,175th in the world and 150th in The Western Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 5.25 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 358thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 954thMost Influential: 1,042ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,835thLargest Black Market: 2,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,188thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,902ndMost Armed: 4,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,079thHighest Average Incomes: 4,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,517thMost Devout: 5,340thHealthiest Citizens: 5,382ndBest Weather: 5,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,389thMost Efficient Economies: 8,445thHighest Economic Output: 8,781stLowest Crime Rates: 9,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,317thMost Developed: 9,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,475thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,332ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,187thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,881stMost Stationary: 14,986thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,058thSmartest Citizens: 15,345thLargest Governments: 15,650thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,521stLargest Mining Sector: 17,619thMost Cultured: 17,972ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,643rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in San Montagna, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.

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