Population | 11.294 billion |
Capital | Red City |
Leader | Soichiro Watanabe |
Faith | Katofor |
Currency | Kee |
Animal | Red Carp |
The Republic of San Marino Red is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Soichiro Watanabe with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.294 billion Reds are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.
The all-consuming a Red economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Kees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,595 Kees, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. San Marino Red's national animal is the Red Carp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Katofor.
San Marino Red is ranked 85,293rd in the world and 4th in The Slave Guilds for Most Stationary, with 548.85578067652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in San Marino Red, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in San Marino Red, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : San Marino Red was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : San Marino Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in San Marino Red, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
- : San Marino Red was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : San Marino Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in San Marino Red, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in San Marino Red, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : San Marino Red was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.