Population | 7.976 billion |
Capital | 32400 Paseo Adelanto San Juan Capistrano |
Leader | Troy Bourne |
Faith | Orange County |
Currency | US Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The South City of San Juan Capistrano is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Troy Bourne with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed population of 7.976 billion San Juan Capistranoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 32400 Paseo Adelanto San Juan Capistrano. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient San Juan Capistrano economy, worth 385 trillion US Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,319 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Juan Capistrano's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orange County.
San Juan Capistrano is ranked 130,466th in the world and 67th in The Cities of Southern California for Most Stationary, with 254.3562261008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : San Juan Capistrano was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : San Juan Capistrano was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : San Juan Capistrano was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : San Juan Capistrano was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : San Juan Capistrano's influence in The Cities of Southern California fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : San Juan Capistrano altered its national flag.
- : San Juan Capistrano was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona, curing 1 million infected.
- : San Juan Capistrano was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona, curing 5 million infected.
- : San Juan Capistrano was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona, curing 4 million infected.
- : San Juan Capistrano was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona, curing 6 million infected.