The Community of San Francisco Theological Seminary is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 261 million San Franciscans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The very strong San Franciscan economy, worth 15.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,925 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,625 per year while the poor average 12,031, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. San Francisco Theological Seminary's national animal is the snake.

San Francisco Theological Seminary is ranked 65,140^th in the world and 69^th in California Colleges and Universities for Most Pacifist, with 95.21 cheeks turned per day.