The University of San Francisco State is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 818 million San Franciscans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong San Franciscan economy, worth 38.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,120 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,514 per year while the poor average 3,235, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the dartboard at the San Franciscan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and San Francisco State has designated San Francisco as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. San Francisco State's national animal is the alligator, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

San Francisco State is ranked 188,700^th in the world and 201^st in California Colleges and Universities for Highest Average Incomes, with 47,120.32 Standard Monetary Units.