Population | 8.052 billion |
Capital | 101 S El Camino Real San Clemente |
Leader | Mayor Steven Swartz |
Faith | Orange County |
Currency | US Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The South City of San Clemente City is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Swartz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.052 billion San Clementers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 101 S El Camino Real San Clemente. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The San Clemente economy, worth 467 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,110 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. San Clemente City's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orange County.
San Clemente City is ranked 130,458th in the world and 66th in The Cities of Southern California for Most Stationary, with 254.35676082268 days.
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- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : San Clemente City's influence in The Cities of Southern California fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : San Clemente City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : San Clemente City was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona, curing 22 million infected.
- : San Clemente City was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The San Gabriel Valley City of Pomona, curing 14 million infected.