The I did nothing wrong of Samusia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.431 billion Samusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Samusian economy, worth 692 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,187 francs, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samusia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samusia is ranked 65,265^th in the world and 967^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,187.42 Standard Monetary Units.