The Federal Republic of Samrif is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.18 billion Samrifians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jikjusu. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samrifian economy, worth 806 trillion Samrifian rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,890 Samrifian rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, the nation excels at displacement, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Samrif's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samrif is ranked 41,609^th in the world and 2,573^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.03 law-abiding acts per hour.