The Federal Republic of Samrif is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 701 million Samrifians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jikjusu. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samrifian economy, worth 89.1 trillion Samrifian rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,168 Samrifian rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages, Samrifian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime is totally unknown. Samrif's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samrif is ranked 239,887^th in the world and 297^th in Wintreath for Fattest Citizens, with 7.82 Obesity Rate.