The People's Republic of Samaltak True is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by La Première with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.72 billion Samaltakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baie-Mahault. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Samaltakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,784 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, school uniforms are compulsory, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samaltak True's national animal is the Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Samaltak True is ranked 3,604^th in the world and 107^th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 11,382.89 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.