The Commune of Sam Raimi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bully Maguire with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.116 billion Sam Raimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sam Raimi City. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sam Raimian economy, worth 142 trillion Pizzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,485 Pizzas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sam Raimi's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sam Raimi is ranked 23,829^th in the world and 4^th in PSUS for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,028.38 on the Gilded Widget Scale.