The Archipelagic Kingdom of Sakiria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles XIII with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.683 billion Sakirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantina. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sakirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Pecunians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,547 Pecunians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sakiria's national animal is the Sakirian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sakiria is ranked 2,609^th in the world and 5^th in Wintreath for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.45 bananas ingested per day.