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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,224th
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Saint Lsawie Man

Population1.548 billion

CapitalSaint Lsawie Man City
LeaderForrest Charles Welbert


The Commonwealth of Saint Lsawie Man is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Forrest Charles Welbert with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.548 billion Saint Lsawie Manians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Lsawie Man City. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saint Lsawie Manian economy, worth 178 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,177 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Lsawie Man's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Lsawie Man is ranked 123,074th in the world and 1,335th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 815.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 783rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,880thBest Weather: 10,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,412thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,465thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,959thNicest Citizens: 13,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,255thHealthiest Citizens: 13,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,129thLargest Governments: 14,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,503rdMost Inclusive: 15,641stSafest: 15,728thMost Influential: 16,199thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,565thSmartest Citizens: 17,466thMost Developed: 19,342ndMost Pacifist: 19,662ndMost Devout: 20,261st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the region

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