The Rogue Nation of Saint Horror is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 2.505 billion Saint Horrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nekoland. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saint Horrorian economy, worth 290 trillion Nitrogeniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,017 Nitrogeniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love New Nekoland" t-shirts, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, and it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Horror's national animal is the Neko.

Saint Horror is ranked 36,962^nd in the world and 1,110^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 43.48 quips per hour.