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You will know us now, not as brothers Pope Sajuuk
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 98thMost Devout: 147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 232nd
The Holy Ecclesiarch of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Saint Cinder

Population4.225 billion

CapitalSic Mundus Creatus Est
LeaderPope Sajuuk
FaithPantheon of Saint Cinder

CurrencyBlessings
AnimalThe Great Auk

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pope Sajuuk with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.225 billion Saint Cinderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sic Mundus Creatus Est. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Cinderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,931 Blessings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, Saint Cinder is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Cinder's national animal is the The Great Auk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheon of Saint Cinder.

Saint Cinder is ranked 268,152nd in the world and 12,401st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.64 quips per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 98thMost Devout: 147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rdMost Patriotic: 290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 413thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,366thMost Armed: 1,596thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,756thLargest Black Market: 1,774thHighest Average Incomes: 1,996thMost Influential: 2,058thLowest Crime Rates: 2,093rdLargest Governments: 2,250thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,551stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,081stMost Cultured: 3,329thMost Authoritarian: 3,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,385thMost Conservative: 5,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,242ndBest Weather: 8,673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,637thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,657thHighest Economic Output: 15,238thHealthiest Citizens: 16,879thMost Extreme: 22,746th
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 219th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 280th in the regionBest Weather: 285th in the regionMost Extreme: 287th in the regionMost Conservative: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 412th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Stationary: 604th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 810th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 918th in the regionMost Developed: 925th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 961st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,094th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Cinder, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Cinder, Saint Cinder is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Cinder, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Cinder, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Cinder, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Cinder, international trade can be a pain to deal with.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Corgitopiaa, Jehenna, Amerion, The Worst army of, Laamiva, Curlyhoward, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Ralphburg, Bleakfoot, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, Wehraboos, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, West Pastafaria, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Myness, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Concrete Slab, Abarri, Rectionk, Volaworand, Ebonhand, Western Fardelshufflestein, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Phanama, Auphelia, Marinho Islands, Sedunn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Communist Darskaya Republic, Proctethia, Rebel-topia, Treir, Unojo, Holota, Shuckle Empire, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Doundaly, Drystar, New Qafedemar, Beepee, and 96 others.Uvalor, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Saint Horror, Danily, Holy Free, New Sanet, Sutarianesia, Anatasha, Tyflugian, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Tsunamy, Yaravia, Kringalia, The naked people, Darakin, Noimosini, Andrendia, Gonrati, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Flaksis, Arscanesia, Ostavaria, The Haughtherlands, Immund, America Gone Wrong, The United Pitcairn Islands, Wildweststan, The republic of Konsa, The New Dacians, Randgola, Venezia Pacifica, Blondiesland, Kalvi Obvistow, Achemar, Stephastan, Kanatian Percocet, Malmsia, Sou Avida, Eleuthelrium, Wisconsin Republic, Makinius, Ever Testing, Chernaya Zvezda, Willing Mind, Erstavik, Monaque, Castraebar, Andinla, Berusturg, Skaladoria, A Place Somewhere, Donat Invadia, Uunited Islands, Albeville, Shintoese, Bonobiana, Villa Caruso, Zataras, Xandev, Flumenvallis, New Cons Ryaklant, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Esterwood, Oppalli, Societyland, Centristvill, Paganan, Bavaristan, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Kremony, Penguis Empire, Froshar, Altnavia, Kingdom of Dumas, Amistades, Of Barkarosa, Prairiegrass, Great Lothian, Gracca, TescoPepsi, Khal Papax, Amoralami, Tyrantistica, Bistritza, Fiparna, Comfed, Eae, Shadeth, and ARIAPOLIS01.

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