The Soviet Socialist Republic of SAFT in TCB is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.443 billion SAFT in TCBians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT in TCBian economy, worth 885 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 162,763 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT in TCB's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT in TCB is ranked 4,743^rd in the world and 94^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.74 law-abiding acts per hour.