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Workers of the world, unite!
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,691stNicest Citizens: 2,750thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,050th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Apprentice
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SAFT Card Farm 76

Population4.827 billion

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 76 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.827 billion SAFT Card Farm 76ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 76ian economy, worth 604 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,185 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the SAFT Card Farm 76 Blood Tithe, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 76's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 76 is ranked 54,095th in the world and 81st in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 814.8134368524 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,691stNicest Citizens: 2,750thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,050thMost Inclusive: 4,476thMost Pacifist: 6,075thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,306thHighest Food Quality: 6,364thMost Secular: 7,478thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,990thMost Cultured: 9,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,817thHealthiest Citizens: 9,904thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,638thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,870thBest Weather: 12,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,391stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,551stLowest Crime Rates: 16,727thMost Developed: 17,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,068thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,961stLargest Governments: 23,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,094thMost Patriotic: 29,636th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, vegetarianism is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the SAFT Card Farm 76 Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.

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