Population | 4.827 billion |
Currency | beer |
Animal | mothman |
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 76 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.827 billion SAFT Card Farm 76ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 76ian economy, worth 604 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,185 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the SAFT Card Farm 76 Blood Tithe, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 76's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SAFT Card Farm 76 is ranked 54,095th in the world and 81st in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 814.8134368524 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, vegetarianism is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the SAFT Card Farm 76 Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 76, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.