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PASSWORD

Workers of the world, unite!
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,486thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,069thNicest Citizens: 3,184th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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SAFT Card Farm 100

Population4.817 billion

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 100 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.817 billion SAFT Card Farm 100ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 100ian economy, worth 705 trillion beers a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,557 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, the government's only official statement on the burning down of SAFT Card Farm 100 City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', merchant ships always travel line astern in SAFT Card Farm 100ian waters, and fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 100's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 100 is ranked 54,123rd in the world and 99th in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 814.73883967792 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,486thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,069thNicest Citizens: 3,184thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,263rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,653rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,862ndMost Inclusive: 4,995thMost Pacifist: 5,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,122ndHighest Food Quality: 7,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,921stLargest Governments: 8,165thHealthiest Citizens: 8,187thMost Developed: 8,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,987thBest Weather: 9,519thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,429thMost Cultured: 11,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,750thSmartest Citizens: 12,180thMost Secular: 13,011thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,356thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,188thHighest Average Incomes: 23,550thMost Efficient Economies: 24,814th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SAFT Card Farm 100 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : SAFT Card Farm 100 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, merchant ships always travel line astern in SAFT Card Farm 100ian waters.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, the government's only official statement on the burning down of SAFT Card Farm 100 City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of SAFT Card Farm 100's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
  • : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 100, politicians live in luxury.

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