The Colony of SAF-Kommissariat Moskowien is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 380 million LFPD Soveriegnens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant LFPD Soveriegnen economy, worth 4.36 trillion Kaiserliche Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 11,476 Kaiserliche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Eagle memes rather than government policy, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAF-Kommissariat Moskowien's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SAF-Kommissariat Moskowien is ranked 299,085^th in the world and 9,957^th in Osiris for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.06 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.