Population | 5.079 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Kasumi Yoshizawa |
Currency | yen |
Animal | mouse |
The Edit of Sad Kasumi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kasumi Yoshizawa with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.079 billion Sad Kasumians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sad Kasumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 204,837 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, war criminals are given full state funerals, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Sad Kasumi's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sad Kasumi is ranked 17,961st in the world and 1st in Alice for Nudest, with 224.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sad Kasumi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Sad Kasumi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, the 'sing-a-long with Kasumi Yoshizawa' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Sad Kasumi, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.