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Most Average: 7,674thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,277th
The Republic of
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Sacred Toaster

Population1.001 billion


The Republic of Sacred Toaster is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 1.001 billion Sacred Toasterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The Sacred Toasterian economy, worth 32.4 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 32,376 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Toaster's national animal is the horse.

Sacred Toaster is ranked 77,311th in the world and 58th in Chicken Nuggets for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,225.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Average: 7,674thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17,277th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the region

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