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I don't want promises. I want changes. Rwekaza mwijage
Most Subsidized Industry: 251stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 474thLargest Information Technology Sector: 510th
The Idk of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Rwekazaland

Population5.801 billion

CapitalRwekaza City
LeaderRwekaza mwijage
FaithJehovah's Witness

Currencyrwekaza dollers
AnimalLion

The Idk of Rwekazaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.801 billion Rwekazaanns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza City. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,495 rwekaza dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rwekazaland's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witness.

Rwekazaland is ranked 85,628th in the world and 35th in Callista for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,847.5 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 251stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 474thLargest Information Technology Sector: 510thLargest Insurance Industry: 589thLargest Black Market: 1,119thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,266thMost Efficient Economies: 1,379thLargest Mining Sector: 1,440thMost Avoided: 1,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,598thMost Secular: 1,621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,644thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,102ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,373rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,463rdRudest Citizens: 2,575thMost Developed: 3,193rdSmartest Citizens: 3,919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,410thLargest Governments: 5,806thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,412thHighest Economic Output: 8,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,001stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,704thMost Armed: 11,071stLargest Gambling Industry: 11,424thLargest Retail Industry: 11,457thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,417thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,770thMost Conservative: 23,054th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Rwekazaland lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Rwekazaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Rwekazaland lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, it's best to decline if Rwekaza mwijage offers to buy a round of drinks.

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