The Precious Gemnation of Ruzbi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ruby Darklight with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.812 billion Ruzbians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rubia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruzbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion Rubis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 291,662 Rubis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown. Ruzbi's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Book.

Ruzbi is ranked 273,258^th in the world and 18^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.