The Republic of Russian American Republic is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.43 billion Russian American Republicians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscowington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Russian American Republician economy, worth 92.3 trillion Rollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,520 Rollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Russian American Republic's national animal is the North American Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russian American Republic is ranked 194,278^th in the world and 10^th in Military Pact for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.