Population | 6.69 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Rruteocoestiepu is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.69 billion Rruteocoestiepuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Rruteocoestiepuan economy, worth 922 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,888 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, it is said that a Rruteocoestiepuan woman's work is never done, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rruteocoestiepu's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Rruteocoestiepu is ranked 102,771st in the world and 1,397th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.06229055552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, it is said that a Rruteocoestiepuan woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, nations that kill a Rruteocoestiepuan can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, they say that Rruteocoestiepuans made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in Rruteocoestiepu, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.