The District of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 41.96 billion Windsors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,130 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,765 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 69,147^th in the world and 29^th in Dog Lake for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,618.74 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.