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Highest Poor Incomes: 6thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Eminence Grise
Vice-Delegate
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Rototornik

Population17.005 billion

CapitalMiscarcand
LeaderStanislav Zelko
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTornik
AnimalNigershrimp

The Empire of Rototornik is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stanislav Zelko with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.005 billion 'Tornikians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscarcand. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 'Tornikian economy, worth an astonishing 14,351 trillion Torniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 843,966 Torniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, much of Rototornik's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Rototornik. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rototornik's national animal is the Nigershrimp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Rototornik is ranked 183,567th in the world and 9th in Otoris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -108 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 6thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thLargest Black Market: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 122ndHighest Economic Output: 168thLargest Mining Sector: 169thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 188thLargest Insurance Industry: 197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 233rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 244thLowest Crime Rates: 251stLargest Governments: 272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 277thSmartest Citizens: 346thMost Efficient Economies: 350thMost Avoided: 662ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 726thMost Advanced Public Education: 741stMost Armed: 762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 917thMost Developed: 919thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,109thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,735thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,016thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,023rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,465thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,482ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,824thHealthiest Citizens: 5,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,480thLargest Populations: 8,591stTop
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Most Conservative: 10,262ndMost Authoritarian: 10,295thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,925thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,088thMost Influential: 16,050thMost Stationary: 16,911thMost Secular: 17,761st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Rototornik.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, much of Rototornik's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Rototornik, the government has become increasingly militant.

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