Population | 6.737 billion |
Capital | Rosaria |
Leader | Chancellor Lilly Magdalena Rose |
Currency | Nares |
Animal | Rose Bird |
The Nerasian Protectorate of Rosene is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Lilly Magdalena Rose with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 6.737 billion Roseneans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosaria. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rosenean economy, worth 723 trillion Nareses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,334 Nareses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosene's national animal is the Rose Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Rosene is ranked 57,164th in the world and 9th in Imperial Continent for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,645.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rosene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Rosene, the Rosenean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.