The Happy Glowing Mother of Rose Cotton is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.756 billion Rose Cottonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong Rose Cottonian economy, worth 207 trillion Mothers loves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,365 Mothers loves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 161,240 per year while the poor average 15,031, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, beggars lack pockets for spare change, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime is moderate. Rose Cotton's national animal is the Child.

Rose Cotton is ranked 232,696^th in the world and 21^st in Suza for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.66 law-abiding acts per hour.